Hell Divers Series T-Shirt: Gray

By Craig Randall Nickerson

Welcome to your new favorite shirt. It’s super soft, comfortable and very cool! It has a modern fit, unisex sizing and looks fantastic on every shape and size. Do you find yourself lacking the confidence to accomplish your dreams? That’s about to change…
Fabric: 50% polyester, 25% cotton, 25% rayon. Prewashed. Wash inside out with like colors.
As soon as you put this shirt on, or maybe even when you hit the buy button, skydiving will become like crossing the street. Sirens and other apocalyptic beasts will become nothing more than attractions at a petting zoo. Although you will enjoy the moisture-wicking benefits of this tri-blend shirt, chances are you won’t need it because the fear of life’s challenges will be a thing of the past. Only when saliva is slung onto your shirt after landing a clean blow to the mouth of a giant octopus will the moisture-wicking properties come into play. The joy you find in your newly discovered confidence brought by wearing this shirt will only be eclipsed by the joy of finding out the low price at which you can obtain it.

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Welcome to your new favorite shirt. It’s super soft, comfortable and very cool! It has a modern fit, unisex sizing and looks fantastic on every shape and size. Do you find yourself lacking the confidence to accomplish your dreams? That’s about to change…

Fabric: 50% polyester, 25% cotton, 25% rayon. Prewashed. Wash inside out with like colors.

As soon as you put this shirt on, or maybe even when you hit the buy button, skydiving will become like crossing the street. Sirens and other apocalyptic beasts will become nothing more than attractions at a petting zoo. Although you will enjoy the moisture-wicking benefits of this tri-blend shirt, chances are you won’t need it because the fear of life’s challenges will be a thing of the past. Only when saliva is slung onto your shirt after landing a clean blow to the mouth of a giant octopus will the moisture-wicking properties come into play. The joy you find in your newly discovered confidence brought by wearing this shirt will only be eclipsed by the joy of finding out the low price at which you can obtain it.